Billionaire Lures Women into Space for Attempted Orgy

Jeff Bezos—Amazon mogul and Blue Origin boss—has just returned from orbit, trailed by a gaggle of glamorous women. But this wasn’t a PR stunt for zero-G selfies or a charity payload: it was the culmination of a five-year quest to fulfill his most outrageous fantasy—an orgy starring Gayle King and Katy Perry.

How It All Began

At a high-society benefit dinner for one of Gayle King’s charities, Bezos and Perry found themselves side by side, snacking on salmon canapés. In a moment of whimsical overshare, Mrs. Bezos turned to her husband and whispered: > “Bezzi, I dreamed the four of us were tangled in a… love pretzel.”

Bezos grinned and confirmed it. Gayle King laughed it off—“Only in space,” she quipped—prompting Bezos to fire back, “Done.” Immediately. And with that offhand challenge, King realized she’d just volunteered herself for whatever Bezos cooked up next. Perry, caught between amusement and horror, admitted she might have played along—had King not preempted her.

Five Years—and a Rocket—Later

Fast-forward nearly half a decade, and Bezos quietly charters Blue Origin capsules full of space-faring companions. No résumé, no press conference—just an “exclusive women’s retreat” that conveniently ends in orbit. Bezos’s aim? To redeem that dinner-table dare.

Now safely back on Earth, Bezos beams: “Mission accomplished—thank you, zero-gravity, for making my nerdiest dream come true.” King and Perry politely declined to comment, simply rolling their eyes as paparazzi snapped space-helmet selfies behind them.

Bottom line: Sometimes, the biggest fantasy is simply proving that—yes—you really can build a rocket on a whim.

Katy Perry, Jeff Bezos & Gayle King in a space love pretzel.