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Love, Lies, and Leather: The Exes of J.D. Vance Speak Out
Sitting down with Vance love children front right to left Love Seat Vance, Tray Table Vance & Ottoman Vance. "J.D. is a gentle lover—and...
John Wellington
Jul 111 min read
Pizza records may bring slice of justice
In a stunning revelation, records of secret Chuckster Cheesy pizza accounts could dwarf the Epstein files case. A report in the Of...
rodbengston
24 hours ago1 min read
Trump Honors “The Birth of a Nation” at Kennedy Center
New York – Exclusive, courtesy of C.C.C. Maga-zine As President of the United States and chairman of the Kennedy Center, Donald Trump...
John Wellington
Jul 241 min read
John Wellington
Jul 110 min read
Illegal Alien Tribunal not going well for Humans
"Reproduction was not authorized under your labor contract. Any offspring not enrolled in the workforce will be relocated—either to one...
John Wellington
Jun 301 min read
Fish Surrender
Askew - Fish gave up. Fisherman reports that a walleye jumped into his ice bucket to cool off. “We got some great pics, and “Whoa,...
John Wellington
Jun 261 min read
A bathroom stall. A scrawled number. A chance at glory—or heartbreak.
"The bathroom wall: Every number is Russian Roulette—a whispered promise or the jackpot of regret." "Hope swells in man, at a gas station...
John Wellington
Jun 171 min read
The Real Reason the President Is Obsessed with Biden’s Autopen—And Why It’s Telling
A Torchlight Underground EXCLUSIVE – Over the past few months, President Donald J. Trump has been fixated—some might say unreasonably...
John Wellington
Jun 114 min read
Drag queen Big Beautiful Bill, surprised by unexpected Republican support
Big Beautiful Bill: Stripped Down, Worked Over, and ready for the senate. Turns out, the GOP really does stand for a Gay Ol’ Party! - Big...
John Wellington
Jun 41 min read
Judge laments being the only one who has read the U.S. Constitution.
It's only four pages long. Maybe I should put it on TikTok. - Judge Robert Winscott
John Wellington
Jun 41 min read
Sister Margret is not a fan of rapping nuns.
Just look at those sluts - Sister Margret
John Wellington
Jun 21 min read
Wealthy Senator thinks poor people are being dramatic.
Republican Female Senator at Town Hall
John Wellington
Jun 21 min read
The Most Presidential Meal Deal in History
This July, McDonald’s ditches the “Mc” and rebrands—briefly—as Donald’s , courtesy of the one-and-only C.C.C. MAGA-zine. In the words of...
John Wellington
May 292 min read
JD, Does Mascara Make Him Evil
He said it happened to Kamala
mconner007
May 271 min read
J.D. Vance revives Male Cotillions
One of the Vice-Presidents Vances 'Vancees' J.D. Vance Revives Male Cotillions—Meet the “Vancevilions” Vice President J.D. Vance is...
John Wellington
May 212 min read
Trump & Musk Make Landmark Deal with Extraterrestrials on Middle East Trip
American President Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk held secret meetings during their Middle East tour. In a CCC Maga-zine exclusive...
John Wellington
May 152 min read
Billionaire Lures Women into Space for Attempted Orgy
Jeff Bezos—Amazon mogul and Blue Origin boss—has just returned from orbit, trailed by a gaggle of glamorous women. But this wasn’t a PR...
John Wellington
Apr 171 min read
Democrats Worry Their New Spine Will Make Them Look Fat
In a cramped Capitol conference room, Democrats huddled to retool their message against the administration. Senior strategists clung to...
John Wellington
Apr 92 min read
American Pope? Pope Trump
American President Donald J. Trump pope? That’s right
John Wellington
Mar 202 min read
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