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Donald J. Trash
Pictured Donald J. Trash
John Wellington
Jan 281 min read


Trump Signs Executive Order Against JD
Many people on the internet have taken notice of the bruises on the hands of President Trump, as well as similar marks that appeared on the Pope and the Queen of England shortly before they died. This has raised concern in the White House and led the President to sign an executive order stating that J.D. Vance shall henceforth never visit, comingle with, talk to, email, watch the same news program as, or breathe the same air as the President.
John Wellington
Jan 261 min read


The Real Reason ICE Is Killing Americans
Americans are doing deep dives trying to justify the murder of two American citizens, but most can't see what is plainly obvious yet somehow overlooked. What is the thing that Renee Good and Josh Pretti have in common? Both were accused of using a weapon against ICE, both proven to be wrong. Video evidence is clear of that and one other thing. Renee Good and Josh Pretti both were kneecapping ICE by taking away the dream these agents had harbored since their childhood. Both of
John Wellington
Jan 261 min read


More Protestors Killed By ICE, Being Forced To Watch Melania
Multiple deaths have been reported of ICE detainees being forced to watch Melania. The Trump administration has announced the deaths were ICE Detainees Reported Dead After Being Forced to Watch Melania WASHINGTON, D.C. Multiple deaths have been reported among ICE detainees allegedly forced to watch Melania , a film critics say makes The Room l ook like Citizen Kane . The Trump administration has classified the deaths as “suicide in nature,” though, given its track record, few
John Wellington
Jan 241 min read


History Doomed To Repeat Itself
Getting lectured about history. By people who couldn't stay awake during tenth grade, history.
John Wellington
Jan 131 min read


In Trumpland, Might Takes Rights
Agent melts at the sight of their mortal enemy.
John Wellington
Jan 91 min read


Origins of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Hypocrisy Finds a Ballroom.
John Wellington
Nov 6, 20251 min read


Big Boy Make War
"It's my Gulf of America, and you can't have it," the President declares.
John Wellington
Nov 6, 20251 min read


Trump Disappointed Donations / Bribes Not Hitting Goals.
Bribe goals have not been met this quarter. While revenge remains on target for the year.
John Wellington
Nov 6, 20251 min read


Republican Congresswoman Rails against Sesame Street
Elmo & Cookie Monster pictured here reading the Epstein Files to Republican Congresswoman. Can you say S-T-A-T-U-T-O-R-Y?
John Wellington
Oct 22, 20251 min read


Republicans shutdown government for Pedo President
Elephant punches Donkey & says 'Quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.' repeatedly.
John Wellington
Oct 14, 20251 min read


Trump Eyes his New Property
'It's great. I can see them Wailing, I just don't have to hear it. '
John Wellington
Oct 14, 20251 min read


Today in Washington D.C.: Justice Served Cold (on a Hoagie Roll)
🥪 In a stunning display of jurisprudence and cured meats , a federal grand jury declined to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of hurling...
John Wellington
Sep 5, 20251 min read


Pizza records may bring slice of justice
In a stunning revelation, records of secret Chuckster Cheesy pizza accounts could dwarf the Epstein files case. A report in the Of...
rodbengston
Aug 26, 20251 min read


Trump Honors “The Birth of a Nation” at Kennedy Center
New York – Exclusive, courtesy of C.C.C. Maga-zine As President of the United States and chairman of the Kennedy Center, Donald Trump...
John Wellington
Jul 24, 20251 min read


John Wellington
Jul 11, 20250 min read


Love, Lies, and Leather: The Exes of J.D. Vance Speak Out
Sitting down with Vance love children front right to left Love Seat Vance, Tray Table Vance & Ottoman Vance. "J.D. is a gentle lover—and...
John Wellington
Jul 11, 20251 min read


Illegal Alien Tribunal not going well for Humans
"Reproduction was not authorized under your labor contract. Any offspring not enrolled in the workforce will be relocated—either to one...
John Wellington
Jun 30, 20251 min read


Fish Surrender
Askew - Fish gave up. Fisherman reports that a walleye jumped into his ice bucket to cool off. “We got some great pics, and “Whoa,...
John Wellington
Jun 26, 20251 min read


A bathroom stall. A scrawled number. A chance at glory—or heartbreak.
"The bathroom wall: Every number is Russian Roulette—a whispered promise or the jackpot of regret." "Hope swells in man, at a gas station...
John Wellington
Jun 17, 20251 min read
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