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Origins of Trump Derangement Syndrome
Hypocrisy Finds a Ballroom.
John Wellington
14 hours ago1 min read


Big Boy Make War
"It's my Gulf of America, and you can't have it," the President declares.
John Wellington
14 hours ago1 min read


Trump Disappointed Donations / Bribes Not Hitting Goals.
Bribe goals have not been met this quarter. While revenge remains on target for the year.
John Wellington
14 hours ago1 min read


Republican Congresswoman Rails against Sesame Street
Elmo & Cookie Monster pictured here reading the Epstein Files to Republican Congresswoman. Can you say S-T-A-T-U-T-O-R-Y?
John Wellington
Oct 221 min read


Republicans shutdown government for Pedo President
Elephant punches Donkey & says 'Quit hitting yourself, quit hitting yourself.' repeatedly.
John Wellington
Oct 141 min read


Trump Eyes his New Property
'It's great. I can see them Wailing, I just don't have to hear it. '
John Wellington
Oct 141 min read


Today in Washington D.C.: Justice Served Cold (on a Hoagie Roll)
🥪 In a stunning display of jurisprudence and cured meats , a federal grand jury declined to indict Sean Dunn, the man accused of hurling...
John Wellington
Sep 51 min read


Pizza records may bring slice of justice
In a stunning revelation, records of secret Chuckster Cheesy pizza accounts could dwarf the Epstein files case. A report in the Of...
rodbengston
Aug 261 min read


Trump Honors “The Birth of a Nation” at Kennedy Center
New York – Exclusive, courtesy of C.C.C. Maga-zine As President of the United States and chairman of the Kennedy Center, Donald Trump...
John Wellington
Jul 241 min read


John Wellington
Jul 110 min read


Love, Lies, and Leather: The Exes of J.D. Vance Speak Out
Sitting down with Vance love children front right to left Love Seat Vance, Tray Table Vance & Ottoman Vance. "J.D. is a gentle lover—and...
John Wellington
Jul 111 min read


Illegal Alien Tribunal not going well for Humans
"Reproduction was not authorized under your labor contract. Any offspring not enrolled in the workforce will be relocated—either to one...
John Wellington
Jun 301 min read


Fish Surrender
Askew - Fish gave up. Fisherman reports that a walleye jumped into his ice bucket to cool off. “We got some great pics, and “Whoa,...
John Wellington
Jun 261 min read


A bathroom stall. A scrawled number. A chance at glory—or heartbreak.
"The bathroom wall: Every number is Russian Roulette—a whispered promise or the jackpot of regret." "Hope swells in man, at a gas station...
John Wellington
Jun 171 min read


The Real Reason the President Is Obsessed with Biden’s Autopen—And Why It’s Telling
A Torchlight Underground EXCLUSIVE – Over the past few months, President Donald J. Trump has been fixated—some might say unreasonably...
John Wellington
Jun 114 min read


Drag queen Big Beautiful Bill, surprised by unexpected Republican support
Big Beautiful Bill: Stripped Down, Worked Over, and ready for the senate. Turns out, the GOP really does stand for a Gay Ol’ Party! - Big...
John Wellington
Jun 41 min read


Judge laments being the only one who has read the U.S. Constitution.
It's only four pages long. Maybe I should put it on TikTok. - Judge Robert Winscott
John Wellington
Jun 41 min read


Sister Margret is not a fan of rapping nuns.
Just look at those sluts - Sister Margret
John Wellington
Jun 21 min read


Wealthy Senator thinks poor people are being dramatic.
Republican Female Senator at Town Hall
John Wellington
Jun 21 min read
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