Love, Lies, and Leather: The Exes of J.D. Vance Speak Out

Sitting down with Vance love children front right to left Love Seat Vance, Tray Table Vance & Ottoman Vance.

"J.D. is a gentle lover—and he never liked a pull-out. But his motto was always, ‘More cushion for the pushin." So says Lucy Leather Vance, his first girlfriend.

“I just don’t think it’s right that the girlfriends and love children of the Vice President of the United States are living behind a Goodwill outside Columbus. It’s like he’s ashamed of us.”