The Most Presidential Meal Deal in History

This July, McDonald’s ditches the “Mc” and rebrands—briefly—as Donald’s, courtesy of the one-and-only C.C.C. MAGA-zine. In the words of McDonald’s spokesperson Thomas Walsh: “To celebrate our new Independence Day and the re-election of Donald J. Trump as the 45th and 47th President, every restaurant will become Donald’s—and serve only our legendary MEGA MAGA Meals.”

The Limited-Time Donald’s MAGA Menu

Two star-spangled sandwiches lead the charge: 🍔 Chicken T.A.C.O. Big Mac   A crispy chicken filet seasoned like taco tortilla, topped with zesty sour-cream mayo, shredded lettuce, and diced tomato on a sesame bun.

🐟 Donald’s Big MAGA Meal   A tortilla-spiced Filet-O-Fish with half a slice of American cheese, sour-cream mayo, lettuce, and tomato.

The Trump Crypto Billion-Dollar Contest

Every order comes with a shot at a Trump Crypto Coin—and the grand prize of $1 billion in crypto. “This empowers average Americans with financial clout equal to a mid-sized oil-rich nation,” says Thomas Walsh.

Exclusive MEGA MAGA Meal Collectibles

Choose your level of patriotism: 🟥 MAGA Meal Box ($20) • One Chicken T.A.C.O. Big Mac or Filet-O-Fish T.A.C.O. Big Mac • Fries & drink • Collectible Crypto Coin box

🟦 MEGA MAGA Meal Box ($50) • Two T.A.C.O. Big Macs • Trump Billion-Dollar Crypto Coin • One of six limited-edition Trump meme holograms: • Baby Trump • Dancing Trump • Trump as a cat • “Fight, Fight, Fight” (with ketchup ear squirt) • Hamburglar Trump • Trump as a Chicken T.A.C.O. Big Mac

A Presidential Endorsement

Even the White House is on board. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt declares: > “True MAGA Americans, dine at Donald’s. Sure, some say it’s cashing in on the presidency—so what? He’s not taking a salary! These are the best sandwiches I’ve ever tasted.”

And a final word from Trump himself: > “That’s a lot of words. I love McDonald’s. I love anyone who honors me. Always an honor to be honored.”

Launch Date & Special-Edition Perks

July 1st marks the debut of the Donald’s Trump 4547 Presidential Crypto Billion-Dollar MEGA MAGA Meal—complete with a keepsake napkin bearing Trump’s “signature.” (One in 10,000 napkins even carries an authentic presidential mouth-smear.)

Get ready: nothing says “patriotism” quite like a Chicken T.A.C.O. Big Mac… and a chance at a billion-dollar crypto fortune.