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The Most Presidential Meal Deal in History
This July, McDonald’s ditches the “Mc” and rebrands—briefly—as Donald’s , courtesy of the one-and-only C.C.C. MAGA-zine. In the words of...
John Wellington
May 292 min read


JD, Does Mascara Make Him Evil
He said it happened to Kamala
mconner007
May 271 min read


J.D. Vance revives Male Cotillions
One of the Vice-Presidents Vances 'Vancees' J.D. Vance Revives Male Cotillions—Meet the “Vancevilions” Vice President J.D. Vance is...
John Wellington
May 212 min read


Trump & Musk Make Landmark Deal with Extraterrestrials on Middle East Trip
American President Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk held secret meetings during their Middle East tour. In a CCC Maga-zine exclusive...
John Wellington
May 152 min read


Billionaire Lures Women into Space for Attempted Orgy
Jeff Bezos—Amazon mogul and Blue Origin boss—has just returned from orbit, trailed by a gaggle of glamorous women. But this wasn’t a PR...
John Wellington
Apr 171 min read


Democrats Worry Their New Spine Will Make Them Look Fat
In a cramped Capitol conference room, Democrats huddled to retool their message against the administration. Senior strategists clung to...
John Wellington
Apr 92 min read


American Pope? Pope Trump
American President Donald J. Trump pope? That’s right
John Wellington
Mar 202 min read
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